She thinks she's so cool.......

This is a short texting conversation that I had with a friend of mine a while back. She laughed real hard and I called her crazy.....

Me: Do you want me to bring u dinner?

J: Yup. Like with lettuce, the purple cabbage, those lil cubes of turkey or chicken if they have, shredded cheese, the small tomatoes, about 2 eggs sliced 4 ways and bacon bits with a gentle but sufficient carress of ranch.

Me: Are u frickin kidding me?

J: Lol I thgt u'd appreciate that orgasm of literature. Ha! I did it again!


Can u tell I love her???

Lizzie Liz....:-)